Top 10 requirments to be a passenger in a car in Haiti

1.  PRAY like you have NEVER prayed before!
2.  Wear Depends
3.  Sit in the middle and draw blood from your neigbors knees as you grab on!
4.  Learn to interpret horn language - Hatian Horn is necessary!
5.  Keep your head at a 45o angle at all times! - Denile is not just a river in Egypt!
6.  Get hospital donations of hemroid donughts - you will find a new use in the back seat - it will save your tail bone!
7.  Camel packs are not just used to carry water they make soft padding for head slams on side of door!
8.  Keep arms inside at all times - you really are that close to the opposing car!
9.  Translations for some words used in the car are not found in the Hatian/English dictionary.
10.  What median, what right of way and what on coming traffic!!
Bonus: Only rule of driving - get to the other end alive!